we in the singapore is very the stress. we is so stressed until some peoples start toking incoherently.

for example...

situation 1:
my sis called her friend:"hello! you know who is i?"

and she didnt find anything wrong with it until her friend asked her wat IS wrong with her.

then she blamed me and my "i is" language.

why me?! I IS INNOCENT LEH!!!

situation 2:
qing: if you wan go die, ask me to go too k? i also wan to die.
me: okies. ahaha.
qing: u got $100000 to lend me? i wanna go shopping before i die. i'll return u my next life.
me: rupiah?
qing: no. sing.
me: har...dun have leh. i is poor.
qing:haizz...really? i very sad leh...i always dream of buying gucci and prada.
me: -.-"'

situation 3:
brother: my cock got no hair.
me: so sia suay. so big le still no hair. somemore so small.
sis: huh? you know whats the standard size meh?
me: -.-"'...hahaa dunno!
brother: eh today i overheard my female friend tell the teacher she started her menstration. i sensed something fishy so i purposely pretended i need to go toilet and overhead their conversation. hee hee hee.

i is dumbfounded.