Today is monday again..Its amazing how fast a day can pass..waking up and meeting boey for lunch, then dinner with alan and boey...and now...its almost time for bed!
as usual, me and boey spent hours sitting below at my void deck. to avoid boredom, i bought an issue of
CLEO. there's this featured article on
"the ultimate guy's guide to OH-GOD-YES! SEX"note:girls-rip this out and leave it lying around for HIM to read.guys-take note: this is how we like it! lol...here goes...i'm only gonna extract parts which i feel is quite funny...please pardon my silliness if you sex experts out there don't think in the same way. afterall...i
DON'T sleep around.
Hot sex DOs and DON'Ts-play by these rules and she'll be putty in your hands
(me: wats putty?)I only think the donts are funny...so here goes...
DON'T:- just push her legs open, stick Mr Stiffy in and go for gold...unless you want to be regarded as a selfish jerk in bed.
- resort to using cooking oil/hair gel/shaving cream (trust us...it actually happened and it wasn't pretty!)
- say rude and stupid things like, "oh baby, you want my big cock, don't you?"
- suggest you shag her with a number of different vegetables instead!
turn-on....
"babe you're gorgeous; those legs are like heaven"
"let me know how you like it, beautiful. a little to the left? just there? harder? softer?
turn-off...just DON'T go there...
"you dirty whore, you bitch, you slut. you love it, don't you?"
"come here you naughty girl. daddy wants to play."
hehe...hao bu hao xiao?
i haven been exactly a great friend. i neglected my friend's feelings. in short, i just felt so awful when she started to tell me more things bout wat she's feeling and wat she's going through. seems that i can't do anything...and she had to leave already...so i guessed a hug heals some pain...i hoped it had...i'm sorry my dear, you had been always there for me...but yet i couldn't had done it. so sorrrrrrrrrry.
the very pretty boey, cute alan, and most pretty princess!
Love-O-Scope:
cancerians only..hehe..
singles: ahh....true love comes at last. be patient and you'll get all the affection and action you need from one impressive guy! leading your friends into spontaneous craziness will bring hot results.
couples: giving in to your romantic mood and making time for love will be your best therapy. by new year's a funky crowd will make you realise how much you still fancy each other.
aiya...so tired already...planned jb trip tml if alan manages to cheat a couple of days of mc. otherwise we'll just stay in singapore...it will be a cheering up outing for miss boey! we love ya!
