I know you guys lurrrrrrrrve me!!!

First day of work isn't always easy. you worry bout how to impress ur boss, how to blend into the working environment, how to make friends, whether or not you have someone to accompany you for lunch, what to wear, too much make up, or izzit too little.

i woke up at freaking 6.30AM. the sky was still dark dark when i bathed. till i came out, the sky still was dark dark...

reached office, and saw patrick, my BOSS. i nearly flipped when i saw how he looks. my sister has weird definition of good looking. BUT, he is definitely the best looking there. you guys must be thinking "woah, then shd be ok lah...not bad..."

the truth is, the guys there all cannot make it.

we proceeded to have an affair, i mean conversation, in the conference room.

pat: hello jolene
me: goodmorning patrick
pat: -looks at me- -smiles- so you are the younger sister? or are u older than jovina?
me: -grins very happily- well, i look younger? haha...i'm actually the elder sister
pat: oh okies...well...just to be sure you know...some younger siblings do look older. just like me and my younger brother.

i have to admit, pat looks young. a colleage actually reveal he is 40+, but he looks like early 30s to me can?

pat: so i understand, your previous company was synovate. how much did they pay you?
me: -secretly pleased he is mentioning my pay- $6.50 an hour
pat: so how much are u expecting and looking for here?
me: -hesisitates- $6.50, $7?
pat: -looks up at the ceiling thoughtfully- i think based on what we want you to do, that would be UNDER paying you. wait let me just take my calculator, i wanna be fair to you.

meanwhile, the princess is VERY pleased. my sis is only getting $6 an hour, and i'm actually asked to take over what she has been doing so that she can do the more tedious work. but i get paid more!

pat: -molests his calculator when he's back- i think, we will start you at $X.50. is that alright with you?

i tried not to look too shock. i had to stay aloof and maintain my pretty face. lol...
me: so i'll be getting cpf on top of that? work overtime and i'm entitled to 1.5X of my hourly rate? (i needed to ask, because my sis is enjoying none of that)
pat: yea yea. you will. you will be granted a couple of days of leave too. i'm quite flexi with my time. you just gotta tell me in advance. same goes for ur exam break. meanwhile, i'll get HR to draft up the necessary documents.

what CAN i SAY? i'm a happy girl...

i basically spent the first hour idling away, and snapping pictures of myself. then i proceeded to msn. i was given very little work, but i rather i was more occupied. when u are idling, time passes uber slow too you know?



notice its always my left side of face angle taken? i discovered like ages ago that this angle looks best when i take pictures. i know, i'm not some drop dead gorgeous babe. get lost if u dun wanna see lah. hahaha...and from the third row, i had half-tied my hair. that shows how BORED i was.

everyone is alwayssssss free to chat with me on msn. i'll surely be there.

i feel so tired. i bet working is more tiring than having sex.

okie, i have no proof. hahaha...off to bed...off to bed...