Selyn is never gonna trust me again...

yea...i'm a bad bad friend. i made her forgo the usual 45 min journey home for a 2 freaking hr journey...i'm bad...

you see...she wanna my company in shopping for some accessories for her d&d. so i met her in orchard for dinner and and shopping. so at round 10pm, we were both tired and decided to head home. u noe...friday night...orchard...trains...human jam...so i suggested to take 167 instead. perhaps there would be seats.

so we WALKED all the way to opp far east and waited eagerly for the damn bus. from 10.10 to 11pm, there was only ONE 167 you noe. and it was so full...selyn wanted a seat. but my gosh, 50 mins of wait and only ONE bus. where the hell the bus hide to?

finally i told selyn "lets take 171 lah. it goes yishun interchange. then we take 856 home lor." there and then, it sounded good. but....

me: where are we liao?
selyn: bukit timah
me: then now where are we le?
selyn: still bukit timah roah.
me: ...............i wanna sleep le. wake me up when we are outta bukit timah.
15 min later...
me: now where are we?
selyn: =looks for road sign= upper bukit timah road.
me: i wanna faint liao. damn bukit timah so big ah? ah look at all these guys getting down. all kai zi!
selyn: haha...indian man leh..u want ah?
me: he is black kai zi. hahaha...
another 15 mins later....
me: haiz are we out of bukit timah yet?
selyn: ya..now at hillview road...
me: where the hell is that?
selyn: near bukit timah lor...
me: ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! =saw assumption english sch= eh...bukit panjang soon lah...thats my ex bf's sch. he lives in bukit panjang.
selyn: no leh...the bus stop sign still put upper bukit timah.
me: 0.o'
yet another 15 mins later....
me: aiya bukit panjang le lah...i see the lrt.
selyn: good.
me: hehe yah lor...bukit panjang and yishun very near right?
selyn: dunno. shd be lah.
me: eh go highway le. reaching soon!!!
10 mins later...i was frantically looking for a road sign.
me: where the hell are we? eh u look for road signs leh...i nv wear specs.
selyn: eh i also cannot see leh...=looks around= dun need to see liao lah. i see singapore zoo.

"world's tallest animal" read the board...

i wanted to kill myself on the spot. why i backside itchy suggest take bus? if we had took train, we would have been home donkey hours ago.

so we finally got down at sembawang road.
selyn: eh i see sembawang road, reaching yishun le!
me: eh get down here lah! got 980! press the bell!

and we sat at the isolated bus-stop, waiting for our bus for another 15 mins.
me:wat time le?
selyn: 12 plus le lah!!
me:huh so late ah? still got bus or not ah?
selyn: i wanna smack u leh. i'm not gonna trust u ever again!

when the bus came, i flagged and the toopid bus driver didn't wanna stop. he was driving so fast and stopped slightly after the bus stop. the entire bus witnessed us running to board it. and selyn farecard has no more value! so she was asking the uncle bout the fare and slowly counting out the coins. by time i was already seated and giggling to myself. everyone was staring at her can? haha..it was a hilarous experience lah...and i nv wanna take bus again.

darling no buses for us k?
boey and alan, no buses for us too k?
to everyone i noe, no buses k?