Duh!

mummy: eh go eat rice. i off the cooker's switch already.
me: i no appetite leh.
mummy: i cook porridge for you lor.
me: orh okie lor.

40 mins later...in the kitchen...
mummy: eh eat from the claypot lah...dun need to use another bowl.
me: huh so much ah? i cannot finish leh
mummy: wah...when u start eating so little one?
me: no appetite lah.
mummy: you pregnant ah?
me: yah lor. how?
mummy: you crazy. dun joke bout such things.
me: eh wat if i really am?
mummy: siao
me: just asking you lah...wat if i am really pregnant?
mummy: then get marry lor. wat other choices have u got?

hehe...i was grinning at her answer...so my mummy not that ruthless and heartless afterall. she used to say she'll throw me outta the house.

was sitting on the floor, watching tv, when my sister came home.
me: eh dun hit my leg ah...cramp...
mummy: xiao mei, your sister says she is pregnant.
sister: =stares at my feet= yah...looks like it...water retention already.

boey says i look sick...bleah...i'm just feeling weak...and surprisingly, i've got no appetite for food.