Friday, April 07, 2006
when it comes to men, its all logic and pure sense, their minds overrules their hearts. when it comes to women, its all emotions and feelings, their hearts dictates. sometimes, i wished i were a man. the more i try to do something, the more i fail, the harder i fall, the more painful it gets. it makes me wonder, should i just have readily let it go right from the beginning? its not over without a fight. i believed in it. and got disheartened along the way. i'm not that emotionally strong. my hard expressions and features are nutting but a facade. equality between sexes. no matter how hard i try, or how much i yearn to be, i could never be as strong. i'm tired, of the way i lead my life. i dun even know, the reason for me to smile today. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------cast during office todayme, sista, a bag of cut watermelonsis-took a piece of watermelon out of the bag and it landed on the conference table. she picked it up and popped it into her mouth without hesistation.me: yucks u are disgusting. the table is so dirty. you nv know how much germs there are.sis: really meh? shd be okie lah.me shows her the disgusted face.sis: -thinks- eh yah hor, maybe the directors orr pi sai(dig their nose) and flick it on the table.me: hahahhaha....you might as well say they scratch their lan jiao then rest their hands on the table.now comes the classic part. my sis showed me the classic expression of hers that never fails to make me laugh till i pee in my pants. sis: guys masterbates everyday one!i was laughing so hard, ana walked into the conference room and asked me whats so funny. i tried eating a big piece of watermelon, forgetting that my mouth is probably the only small part i have on my whole body. lol. so naturally, the juices leaked from my mouth. me: kaoz this watermelon is so big.sis: ur mouth small lah.me: lol..i think those with big mouths (insert name here) hor, their husbands very lucky. she won't gag when she performs oral sex on him. sis: dun worry k? singapore men have small dicks. u see...thats what happens when we take a 90min lunch break instead of the normal 60 mins.
I stopped falling in love @ 10:43 PM
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